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| And who did the news reporter find in the closet? |
Dumped in disgrace by a 'Feckin Fiable' Irish government, the bachelor has been seen closeted in a TV commercial hawking the 'Best of British' sleazepaper's sports section.
The newspaper is embroiled in a series of scandalous out of court settlements with UK Policitans for illegally accessing their mobile phone voice-mails for publication.
'Bertie's out of the closet' is not something a Kennedy's pub bunch or Gaylic crew is heard-a-chanting of 'the most devious and cunning of them all', but as our economic sky has already fallen in around our pig's ears, anything is possible.
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