'Big' black clad girlz

Don't you want fresh cream with that?

THERE was a time when Ireland was populated with red-headed coleens in Kelly greens with their Irish eyes all smiling, alas, no more.
Either Moses or Mohahmed is said to have moved mountains but when I spied a 'big' black clad girl mooching towards work at 8am the other morning, both me and her were breathless.
It's a sad sight to see a pretty girl so morbidly obese hiding beneath layers of flowing black nylon.
Fashion stylists claim 'black is slimming' - yes it is - but only if you're into photography and spend your days, and nights, in a darkroom or you take Vincent Browne's advice and head for that dimly lit room with a bottle of Irish whiskey and a gun.