Rhymes with . . . . . .  skunk!

JEREMY Hunt MP is a grammar schoolboy holding the South West Surrey constituency for DeeCam's commons' coalition.

He's had to dump one on his special adviser, Adam Smith, to keep his front row seat for now, following a 'too close for comfort' show of support for NewsCorp's desire to take full control of BSkyB broadcasting.

Hunt is being hounded, if not hunted, out of his job by those who dislike his friends from down under who control a global media empire of their own.

Hunt has been called many things by friends and foe but nobody got it so badly wrong as BBC Radio Four's James Naughtie.

Where's Maddie?

Madeleine McCann 2012?

YOUR guess is as good as mine but probably not as dark as my thoughts on the affair.
I doubt Maddie McCann breathes fresh air in real time, it is a sad conclusion to hold.
It might be difficult to believe the abduction theory, as outlined by the parents, but it is the only scenario which describes how a 3-year-old daughter disappeared from a holiday apartment in Portugal on a May evening 2007.
A child is allegedly taken from an unlocked bedroom whilst her parents dine with their seven friends at a poolside tapas restaurant.
Were Maddie's parents not minded enough to mind two infants and a toddler aged three? Did the McCanns abandon their small children?
A child snatcher disappears into the dead of night with the biggest child.
It is like a scene from the British film 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' - but much worse, it really did happen.
It would have been easier to secrete a smaller infant into a sports bag and get away faster than an MI6 agent stuffed into a bathtub holdall?  But just like Bond movies, truth is stranger than fiction.